Bethesda code

A term used to describe a program, game, or piece of code that has little to no optimization and was poorly written in ways that break the application associated with it.

"Do you know how to fix this program?"
"Dude, this is literally Bethesda code, I can't fix this."

by mp1player July 18, 2023

Betelgenimonia

Bouncy adhd magical comic relief with relevance to the plot.

i love the betelgenimonia vibe on Kane

by zomzomino October 31, 2023

Bethesda Mom

Young, white moms who live near and in Bethesda, Maryland. They are often seen getting Panera, froyo, wearing Lululemon, taking their kids to soccer practice, and in their Peloton and Pilates classes. On Thanksgiving, they make their kids wake up at an ungodly hour to run a Turkey Trot. They most likely have color treated hair, usually bleach blonde, and get keratin treatments multiple times a year. Their houses are probably painted white, and have strictly neutral tones as wall colors. If they have any pets, they’ll have a white crusty dog named Lola or Coco. Some can be sweet, but will probably gossip in their “Moms of Bethesda” Facebook group about you.

Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in

Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?

Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom

by dmv_kid88 November 24, 2023

Bethesda

Bethesda is actually the french word for "Dog Shit"

Hng Hng Hng Jean Luc . You stepped in Bethesda and tracked it all over the floor.

by Good_Kitty December 27, 2023

bethlehem center high school

an actual hellhole. if you’re unfortunate enough to attend this school, how’s it like to have mold poisoning, being a drug addict, not showering, or being completely normal and getting shamed for it? and how’s it like dealing with some of the generous pedo teachers? if you want extra credit you bet they have it. whenever you walk past the bathrooms you immediately smell a whiff of what can only be what hell smells like. the roof is collapsing and so is our physical health.

girl 1: oh my god what is that smell
girl 2: its the bethlehem center high school kids.

guy 1: makes sense

by mygollyimgonnapee January 7, 2024

behelp

to behelp, verb

another word for throwing up, the act of throwing up

she behelped on the floor

she's behelping on the floor

"oh my, look at that man behelping his dinner all over that poor woman"

"james, dearie, how are you feeling after you behelped the other day?"

by swizzwizz February 24, 2024

Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024