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Dirty Bernie

"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."
by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021
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Bernie-Journey

When walking starts to reminisce that of world, renowned transcontinental walkers. There’s no end destination in mind. Not for those who walk down the block and say “hey that was a workout.” These are town to town level journeys.
“God what took you so long, what were you on a bernie-journey or some shit?”
by Moped Mark August 9, 2025
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Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!
Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2025
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Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.
1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"
by The Real Magician March 31, 2025
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Bernie Brothers

The Bernie Brothers are two very liberal brothers. They're obnoxious Bernie Sanders supports who say things like "feel the bern" and "Bernie or bust" very often, even if it isn't relevant at all. They were woke before woke was a political term, and they've been supporting Bernie since the day they were born. Nobody knows where they came from, but everyone knows who they are.
Person A: Did you see that the Bernie Brothers got into a fight with Tanner again?
Person B: Yeah, they got super pissed at him because he said that he didn't vote for Bernie
by Wadda 147 July 2, 2023
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Berni

Someone that likes taking other people's lighter or lighters.
Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now

Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine

Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?

Person 2: Well I guess that explains it
by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021
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Bernie

by BIGPPSQUAD November 30, 2021
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