beef hammer

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.

"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert

by au4040 December 16, 2006

Beef Drop

Launching the most egregious, rank and gag inducing flatulence while in a crowded room. The kind that's thick and clings to the air for several minutes but still lingers in the nostrils after it dissipates.

Don't go over by the bar for about 10 minutes. I just did a beef drop. Look at them over there. They can't breath.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Wife Beef

The weight a women gains after she gets married.

When I saw Yolanda with a wedding ring at our high school reunion, I said "damn, Yolanda got that wife beef".

by realslimsammy March 1, 2014

beef

1. mike ideh
2.Penguin (see def of penguin # 32 or 31)

God beef go fuck your sister!!!

by shitfaced assclown October 18, 2004

beefed

The act of taking out one's member and slapping the recipient's face with it. Particularly during a blowjob.

I heard that girl who sits next to me in class got beefed last night while she was giving head.

by nataliee March 17, 2017

Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.

Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.

by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009

Beef & reef

The sexual act of blowing pot smoke into a persons vagina so that they queef out smoke.

“That girl soline is so nasty she let me beef & reef her”

by Surfandturf February 15, 2023