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Friend: "Hey, do you wanna go to a basketball game tonight?"
Me: " Bitch, basketball is boring af"
by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022
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Basketball

The best sport in the world
Hockey sucks(its gone and i love it)
Soccer is for puccys
Baseball another puccy sport were bitches have to take steriods to get strong.
Football another good sport.No puccys and no faggots who have to take steriods.
a faggot would say:
"lets go play (baseball,hockey,soccer)
A normal person would say
"lets go play basketball
by You dont know shit June 18, 2006
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basketball

Also known as African roundball A sport created by the white man, mastered by the black man. Probably the only thing black people will ever be good at.
I am watching a L.A. Lakers game right as I am typing this, and there is not one white person out on the court.
by Nigga tim March 27, 2005
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basketball junkie

someone who watches basketball and has basketball shoved up their ass,or someone who will watch a game and not even know who the fuck the team is
That BASKETBALL JUNKIE was watching the kalamazoo community college game
by special ed March 24, 2005
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basketball girl

1,000% better then Soccer Girls, they are so aggressive and the HOTTEST. They are always so sweet and so cute. If your dating a basketball girl, boy you better be ready for a competitive girlfriend, but your lucky! All
“Dammmmn that basketball girl is so hot!”
“I know, her shot is so perfect, her booty is AMAZING! It makes her so much prettier then soccer girls. She is so competitive, I would be a lucky man if I were her boyfriend
by Cgareny12040404 November 25, 2019
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Basketball Impossible

Ejaculating on four different points of a female's face - the mouth, nose, eyes, and hair.
"Fuck the three point shit, I four pointed all over that bitches face! Basketball impossible."
Reply: "Basketball impossssibblleeee! <high five>"
by adam m January 10, 2014
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basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you
Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial
by CurtHolls March 8, 2015
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