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boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017
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boxer blunder

What happens when a guy puts on his boxer shorts backwards. The error is compounded when he fails to notice the error until he unzips his pants to piss after waiting until the very last minute to go, usually resulting in an embarrassing "accident ".
Todd: Why are you holding your backpack over your crotch?
Bill: I pissed my pants, man!
Todd: WTF!
Bill: Boxer Blunder dude.
by OneStarGator September 20, 2017
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Red Boxer

1. n. The event of going down on a woman while she is menstruating. Licking a bleeding cunt.
"Mary's on the rag, guess it is going to be a Red Boxer tonight!"
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Silk boxers

The best type of underwear to be made!
I only wear silk boxers. They feel so good on my cock and are silky smooth
by Imiss2019 December 31, 2023
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Brown boxer

A brown boxer is when you take a shit and it’s so long it hits the bottom of the bowl then slaps your nuts
Damn bro, I just used the bathroom and had a brown boxer again
by Marky larky November 13, 2021
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Boxer Swap

The act of physically trading boxer shorts with a friend. The swapped boxer shorts must be worn by each participating party to complete the transaction.
“We were at the pub last night and Frank and Travis did a boxer swap”
by Surrodick August 31, 2019
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