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Arkansas leaf blower

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.
“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up
by ReyisRight November 21, 2023
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snow blower

When a guy dips his dick in water and freezes it. Then a girl gives him a blowjob.
My girlfriend burnt her tongue. So she gave me a snow blower.
by carveaham March 7, 2015
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trump blower

someone who supports donald trump
I refuse to sit near a trump blower
by clunge magnet March 21, 2019
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Leaf Blower

A highly selective diagnostic tool for identifying mental illness manifesting in passive aggressive behaviour.

In the susceptible user casual experimentation rapidly becomes highly addicting in the face of obviously infuriated neighbours or family members.

Addicted users experience waves of euphoric release and fantastical notions of relevance as they feel themselves impinging upon the peaceful mindset of their victims.

Ironically it is the users who suffer most from the relentless high decibel exposure. Immediately after using feelings of power blend with even greater internal rage in an often explosive and confusing cocktail of emotions, beyond the users surface level comprehension.

In the past lawnmowers were frequently abused in a similar manner, but the addiction was self limiting as the grass did not immediately grow back to where it had just been, thus invalidating the moral pretext for destroying other peoples happiness.
I am using the leaf blower because I am a hard working person who is therefore morally superior to you, even though I am plainly a psychopath
by Simple Simon met a pieman March 17, 2023
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Indian Glass Blower

An Indian Glass Blower is when one man takes a straw, inserts it into the anal cavity of another man, and burps through the straw into their ass.
Dinner was so good, I went home and gave my dad an Indian Glass Blower.
by toyotapanzer June 21, 2025
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Fanny Blower

A blower of fannies. But it's actually what fans were called in the 1900's
"Turn off the fanny blower, Micheal! You're going to raise the power bill!"
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On the blower

Slang for being on a ventilator.
"When you get the rona real bad they put you on the blower."
by SirExpertProfessor May 3, 2020
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