Douche Blindness

1. The inablitly to see that a person is a douche bag.

2. The inablity to self-realize doucheyness.

1. "Why is she talking to that collar popper?"

"Mindy? Total douche blindness."

2. "I'm going out with Mindy tonight, Ed Hardy or Tap Out brah?"

by JTHome September 10, 2010

Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009

dora blind

When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help

Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor

by DontBeComplatin April 4, 2015

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor

Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind

by jehreeeee March 30, 2009

blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 30, 2010

Blind Puppy

When you are too tired in the morning to open your eyes, but you would still like to orally pleasure your man so you route around like a puppy that hasn’t opened their eyes yet until you find the tip and then you please him without opening your eyes.

Ever since I embraced the blind puppy technique, my boyfriend and I have had a much happier relationship.

by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

lovesick blindness

The feeling of anxiety and over-analization a person gets when they have a crush and are trying to determine if the other person feels the same way. Most times it’s obivous but they’re so blinded by anxiety of fucking up that they can’t see how incredibly obvious it is.

Aw shit Abby you have lovesick blindness, so I’ll be your wingman.

by FlyingKitten35 November 17, 2017