Venomous Bears, the name really does say it all. These particular bears feed on smaller rodents such as Guinea Pigs and Wild Rats.
They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.
They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.
Guy 1: "Mate, i haven't seen you in years! How's your wife, Mary?"
Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."
Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."
by Attercop Man February 05, 2013
"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."
by ScottTheGiantDick March 23, 2014
Is closely related with a rare malay species named Amir Redza. Charming guy with amazing personality and small eyes. Always have that wow factor effect. Pretty much adorable,huggable and anything that associate with the word 'cute' — yet is still manly. You would want to meet this kind of person in your life.
I love and appreciate my baby bear. He is a keeper. One of a kind guy that you would want to be close with.
by Sheeppie April 04, 2019
1) someone you love that is cheating on you.
2) a person you care about is being unfaithful and having a mental or physical relationship with someone else.
2) a person you care about is being unfaithful and having a mental or physical relationship with someone else.
Owllen is a cheater bear. He is being unfaithful to his girlfriend by having affairs with girls online and much more.
by 123gle November 18, 2009
by John "WTF" Mittle November 03, 2012
by y2kurmom January 27, 2008
A massive lesbian, she luvs drinkin from the furry muff. Has a cute lil accent and cant say adam ''adem'' also she wants her donkey
Vendy Bear, vendolina
by adamg86 July 25, 2008