Although widely known as a dance from 2007 created by Soulja Boy Tellem, the phrase also refers to male masturbation. The reason it is known as such is because the penis is similar to a solider with its helmet, and it is cranked like a crankshaft during masturbation.
by AtlMandingo April 01, 2009
A soulja who is slightly smaller than a regular soulja but has a bigger dick. He has no patience for any thing. He could fucking snap you in two if you piss him off
by Urban facts May 15, 2014
John: Help me!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 11, 2022
by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 16, 2020
Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 09, 2022
by fjiendieeb374727 March 13, 2022
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