The Council of Bald

Any of the most intimidating bald people in the world

He is part of The Council of Bald.

by BigC_heese October 3, 2020

Bald Olivia

Olivia is a person you know who goes by the name, Olivia. They are referred to as "Bald Olivia," if they are being an idiot, ballsack, or numpty. The bald in "Bald Olivia refers to not hair loss but something or someone being stupid, an example of bald is "OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO BALD HOW DID YOU MISS THAT SHOT."

"Olivia your such a BALD OLIVIA, why did you think having kids with a turtle was a good idea."

by Warlord Alfonzo June 30, 2021

Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

by Crappy Chris March 3, 2010

Bald Pussy

A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.

Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...

by Neldot October 27, 2023

bald rizz

Craig

Noot:" Craig bald as hell and he still getting bitches das bald rizz right there"

Craig:* is bald*

by Scares December 8, 2022

Bald Rockmar

Created by @kasztannoteggsisting on instagram, Bald Rockmar has been a well known meme in the Craig of The Creek fandom since his creation on March 27th, 2022. Bald Rockmar is an edited image of Omar from craig of the creek, the image appears to be Omars current design edited to be bald and have the face of Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.

"Bald rockmar is coming, there is no escape."
"what the fuck are you talking about"

by rynningaway April 26, 2022

bald python

Shaved Penis and Testicles

Aaron: Nice bald Python
Oscar: Thx

by Nerfalicious December 28, 2015