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Shalsheles bais yaakov

{Shalsheles bais yaakov}is a cheap ass school with teachers who are 16 years old or maybe even younger who knows! Those teachers don’t even know shit. They don’t even know what their teaching. Shalsheles bais yaakov has a school building filled with mice and rats that’s gross AF!! Their lunch tastes like shit. Except for Wednesday cuz they actually buy pizza from a store!!! They never serve us meat for lunch cuz their scared we’ll eat milk after WTF BRO. DONT SPEND YOUR MONEY ON SHALSHELES GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL FOR FREE!!!!!
That school {Shalsheles bais Yaakov} is a cheap school.
by Idontevenknowmyownnamesmh October 23, 2019
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Mrs Nigger-Baiter

From the British Comedy series, Monty Python's Flying Circus. Just another fictional character like jesus
Mrs Nigger-Baiter: Ooh, he's a clever little boy - he's a clever little boy. (gets out a rattle) Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it ... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs eh... oo... he's got a tubby tumotum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum-tum.
Son: (whilst Mrs Nigger-Baiter is talking) Mother, could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six.

(Sound of an explosion out of vision. Cut to reveal Mrs Nigger-Baiter's chair charred and smoking. Mrs Nigger-Baiter is no longer there. The upholstery is smouldering gently.)
Mrs Shazam: Oh, Mrs Nigger-Baiter's exploded.
Son: Good thing, too.
by JoshBosh December 25, 2005
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Turd Bailer

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.
by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003
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bailey

a nice guy that you immediately want to be friends with. sweet and amazing and funny.
getting off the bus he stops to let me out first
Bailey: Ladies first

me: thanks your so sweet
by arandomninjashhh January 23, 2011
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baires

cool way to say Buenos Aires; one of the most "shakin asses" capital of this world...and of course, in Argentina, South America; Diego Maradona´s home
"Hey Niko, what da fuck we gonna do 2 night y´all??"
"Ohhhh!! c´monn men we re in Baires, let´s weed n´ house"
by Marcelo December 4, 2003
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master-baiter

Someone who lets you talk and talk until you have completely exposed yourself.

They are masters at fishing for ideas and leading you on.
That Norbert, he is a master-baiter
by whiteson November 18, 2009
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Baize

The felt usually found on casino tables and snooker tables.
To signal that you want to hit in blackjack, scratch your card on the Baize
by bj_tk May 29, 2009
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