Akin

The only person that thinks that something can happen to 100 percent.

P1: Have you seen Akin today?
P2: You mean the guy that got this Thales's theorem haircut? no i didnt.

by tokaa August 4, 2023

Wray Akins

Wray Akins is the guy who you need at all times in your life. He is the guy who will finish your food and tie your shoes and fucks more bitches an hour than most people do their whole life.

Thanks for finishing that pizza for me you are really being a true Wray Akins.

by BlankCurve20 March 4, 2019

chloe alkins

chloe alkins is so beautiful

don’t u just love chloe alkins 🙃

by anonymous.1223 April 23, 2020

I'm not akinator

a phrase which originated on tiktok, which references when a tiktok video references something so abstract that it would be impossible for the majority to actually understand what they’re referring to.

guy 1: did y’all see the video where 💀
guy 2: bro i'm not akinator

by jayquan. August 11, 2022

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is really gay

But doesn’t seem to be to the universe

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is bob

by Byeiambye January 7, 2022

The Atkinson

The Atkinson is a move performed by a male in order to fuck a female. The first step requires a female to be invited round to the male's house. The second step is to ask what to do, then suggest an animated comedy such as Shrek. The film has to have limiting distracting powers which therefore leads to phallus insertion (Sex, you muppet).

guy 1: hey, i have emma coming round tonight and i don't know what we will do

guy 2: Thats simple just pull The Atkinson

guy 1: Good call

by r1bby July 28, 2011

half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

by ortegaaj January 21, 2013