Asian fail

any grade under 90

Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"

by holler8888889 January 17, 2009

Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.

Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.

by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007

asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

by Princeout July 1, 2011

asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.

"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.

by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017

Asian Tiger

1) A term for the rising economic powers of East Asia, including Singapore, Taiwan, South Korea, and Hong Kong.

2) A colloquialism for an attractive older woman of Asian descent who is sexually active with younger men; the Asian equivalent of a cougar.

1) Many attribute the rise of the "Asian Tiger" nations to the economic leadership of Japan, via the Flying Geese model of development.

2) Dude, did you see billy last night- he totally hooked up with that hot Asian Tiger!

by gorodetsky October 30, 2009

broken asian

Somebody who comes from Asia, or is of Asian descent that is no longer in working condition. Meaning, an asian that cannot speak their native language or has forgotten about their culture and/or traditions.

Katrina: "I'm a broken asian."
Theatre Class: "A whaaa?!"

by francine! October 30, 2008

asian migration

the migration that almost every single asian family, who lives in canada, to either Toronto or British Colombia. Because of the lower living costs in other provinces, they move there for the minimum 2 years, then eventually leave to go to Toronto or B.C. because they are bigger cities.

person 1: the tagawas moved already?
person 2: yup, their 2 years were up. heard they were going to toronto.
person 1: damnnn thats some asian migration right there..

by concon2 October 11, 2010