Nigerian Rocket

When a male takes a laxative before sex and shits himself, launching him deeper as he finishes.

“Mom you have to take me to CVS, my boyfriend Nigerian Rocketed me last night and I need a plan B”

by QuantumAnalPlug September 18, 2025

Nigerian Dog

It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.

Oh shit we better run it's the Nigerian Dog

by Potato Poper February 6, 2017

West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025

Nigerian goggles

The act of extending one’s nut sack over the receivers eye sockets whilst they give head

Boy 1: bro I just gave this baddie sum Nigerian goggles as she sucked me off

Boy 2: dude that’s wild asf

by Cursed crusader December 11, 2023

Nigerian Diplomatting

When an online stranger, preferably overseas, is intently interested in you for no apparent reason.

"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"

"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."

by halfpoe kel January 11, 2012

spare nigerian

I am gonn to Nigeria for safari!
Well dont forget to take with you a spare nigerian!

In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry

by kkUPYUOASS February 9, 2024

Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.

"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"

by |}{POIUYTREWQASDFGHJKL::><MNBV May 22, 2025