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angelina jolie

A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).

Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).

Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
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Angelina

A girl who will always snitch on you for the smallest things.
never trust her , she’s ugly, fake, and a snitch.

no one likes her, she always tells her mom people bully her (not true), She has a lot of fake friends and she snitches on everyone just to make herself look like she’s an angel.
She will even lie that you did something to her if she catches you talking about her to get her revenge.
Adrian: Angelina snitches on me again, she’s fake
Isabella: I know right she’s a snitch

*angelina hears*
Angelina: MOM ANDREW AND ISABELLA HIT ME
by Ena082020 January 18, 2020
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Angelina Jolie syndrom

when you adopt a really poor baby for no reason.
matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.

joe: really?

matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
by matt AKA momo November 7, 2012
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Angelina

ew your dating Angelina
by yogurl12345678910 January 15, 2020
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Angelina

Angelina is one of the most amazing girl in this world. Every boy likes spending time with her. She ist very sweet, lovely, helpful, friendly and hot as fuck. She loves her family and friends, and she sometimes like arguing with her best friends. Every boy could be more than happy to call her his girlfriend!
Angelina is the best.
by Schmettertante January 3, 2017
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Angelina Holden

A girl who is sometimes shy, but once you get to know her she is super fun and crazy.
Boy: Who is that shy chick?
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her
by StripperSloth February 2, 2018
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angelina podolsky

she’s a real oneee. she’s definitely part of the gucci gang yeet skeet my meeat family. her bestie is zoe colimon (you should look zoe up on urban dictionary toooooooo she’s a snakk) ANGELIFAS A REAL SNACKTASTIC SISTERRRRR
CAN ANGELINA PODOLSKYYYY REPORT TO MRS. SKRRRT SKRRRRT’S OFFICE
by hey gucci gang January 15, 2019
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