Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.
by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010
Get the plastic empty head mug.1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating
2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.
by jwonder May 12, 2011
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Get the three empty words mug.When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.
Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013
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Get the keep the hotel empty mug.The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.
by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005
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