(noun.): A highly trained keyboard warrior who spends more time gearing up on Amazon than actually training—rocking the latest tactical vest, night vision, and gas mask… all for a high-stakes mission to the mailbox. 🚀📦💀
Kyle is what you would call an Amazon Operator. He has the coolest and latest tacticool gear available on amazon prime shipping. He's ready to invade a small country by himself. He's ready for WW3 or stand up to a tyrannical government. Only issue is...he doesn't know how to use any of his gear besides how to wear it.
by CozmicTaco February 15, 2025
Get the Amazon Operatormug. by wassup bees October 28, 2019
Get the Amazonmug. To overcomplicate to the point of ridiculous blunder.
To reject all sense of reason, sensibility, or efficiency.
To reject all sense of reason, sensibility, or efficiency.
by Jerm Dogg Millionaire January 23, 2022
Get the Amazonmug. Kamen Rider Amazon is described as a beastlier and more realistic Tarzanesque equivalent of Bomba the Jungle Boy. His monster form is a mix of monitor lizard, catfish, chameleon, bulldog bat, rabbit and gorilla powers.
by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024
Get the Kamen Rider Amazonmug. A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside
by B agave G March 20, 2020
Get the Amazon crabmug. by Toodles66 October 1, 2017
Get the amazonicmug. A fake police officer (usually located in Florida) who purchases deceptive items from Amazon in order to fulfill a deeply rooted psychiatric desire for a false sense of superiority & control.
Amazon Cop: A suspect was detained for having red and blue flashing lights in his vehicle, while wearing a "Police issued" Police Halloween costume.
by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 13, 2023
Get the Amazon Copmug.