alligator

Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.

“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”

by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023

alligator scooping fork

What to call ur ex bf when u shove him in the pool

I shoved him in da pool and called him an alligator scooping fork

by Becky000000010001 March 9, 2017

Albino Alligators

A group of white rednecks/floridians

Look at all them Albino Alligators

by LaurenIsAway June 30, 2022

Alligator arms

A person who is stingy and never wants to pay.

Alan has Alligator arms so don't expect him to pay for dinner.

by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024

Alligators

A term of endearment used against Southern American people who support Far Authoritarian Right-Wing Political ideals like Slavery, Segregation, White Supremacy, Genocide, Closed Borders and White-American Christianity. It was originally used against Confederates during the Civil War and is still prescribed to people who call themselves Southern Nationalists or Confederates in the modern day. The Term is also a Synonym of the more recent Term "Dixiecrat", used to describe these same people.

"..Oh, way down South, in the Land of Traitors, Rattlesnakes and Alligators..

by Have funnn July 23, 2021

Arkansas Alligator

When you're getting a blowjob from your hot cousin and she bites your dick as you nut. It will feel like getting bit by an alligator since your nerves are so sensitive.

Adam: "My cousin gave me the Arkansas Alligator last night after the Hogs lost. I needed something kinky to get my redneck spirits up."
Dan: "I wish I had a cousin as hot as yours YIYIYI"

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

Alligator fuck

When you're on top having intercourse as a male. You are so fucked up ( but still hard )

She then man handles you and flips over on top of you squeezing the life outta you. Then proceeds to fuck you.

She alligator fucked me

by Dragon 1212 April 26, 2017