by Jards October 22, 2025
Get the Alligator baitmug. When you pull out of a girl who is laying prone as you are having sex with her, you cum on your stomach and chest. She lays there until it dries then she picks it off and eats it like potato chips.
by PEEGARGLER September 13, 2025
Get the Russian Alligatormug. The legendary creature that is a cross between an alligator and a pear, legends say that it walks the earth destroying everything in its path.
It is also another name for avocado.
It is also another name for avocado.
A:the alligator pear has arrived! we are all going to die!
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado
B:What the fuck are you talking about? It's just an avocado
by ZIMBABUE April 25, 2024
Get the Alligator pearmug. a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.
small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok
and they lived happily ever after.
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok
and they lived happily ever after.
by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019
Get the Alligatormug. by pufflord February 26, 2019
Get the Alligatoringmug. by Callyce01 January 23, 2025
Get the Snakes and Alligatorsmug. When an adult human male is receiving a Fellatio from an adult human female and the females eyes roll behind her head revealing vertical reptilian pupils as she snaps her jaw onto the base of the males penis. She then begins to twirl and twist, tearing the males genitalia, simulating the alligator death roll.
I couldn't be with Gina anymore, she tried giving me that alligator head so I had to get the the hell out of there!
by ChristOnAChristmasCross December 14, 2018
Get the Alligator Headmug.