Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

Alexander Ludwig

Alexander Ludwig - The young version of him is perfect. As he masters the role of Cato Hadley in The Hunger Games, all people with a decent sense instantly fall in love with him at the sight of his luscious arms. He is the kind of guy that has everything - the lips, the eyes, the hair, the abs and just the overall body.

Someone - Why are you so in love with Cato?

Me af - Alexander Ludwig has dem lips, dem eyes, dem hair, dem abs and just da overall body. HE IS PERFECT ANY ANY BISH WHO SAYS HE ISN'T IS A BITCHHHH!!

by I have many fictional bfs June 15, 2020

Alexander Hamilton

A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife

Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair

by Washingdad May 26, 2020

alexander senior

The Alexander Senior otherwise known as the Gaius Whitus, Lanky Twatus is possibly the most retarded creature one shall ever meet. It is so retarded in fact, that it has developed a speech impediment intentionally. Similair to a Jai, who desperately believes he isn't fat and is as athletic as mo farah, it is so wound up over the way it looks and it often tries to flex his biceps, which fail miserably as they are closer to glorified twigs than anything remotely similar to any form of muscle. It is often offended when it hears such things, that it begins to say how much weight it can lift in the gym.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.

"Oh shit what is that in the corner of the room"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"

by Furrylover69 October 28, 2018

abigail alexander

One of the best people you will ever meet. She is funny and amazing. Music is a HUGE part of her life, and is a big fan of the boy band One Direction. If you know and Abigail Alexander, never lose her because you are lucky to have her. She is a friend to the Nice people and an enemy to the fake people. Abigail Alexander is a great person to kbow.

"Omg have you met Abigail Alexander?"

"No why??"
"Trust me you want to meet her. You won't regret it"

"Abigail Alexander and Niall Horan make the best couple!"

by Amazingperson17 December 19, 2016

Alexander Abbey

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket

Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!

by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020

Alex/Alexander

The boy who broke my heart. Alexs are very loving and are amazing. there very cuddly and loves headrubs. like food and sports. mostly busy but will make time for you

(me and a friend playing a game)
Friend: " whats your favorite exs name?"
Me: " Alex/Alexander he was the best bfs ive ever had

by ThatBrokenWhiteGirl<3 July 27, 2022