A midwestern institution built around academic superiority. At Albion everyone is treated with class and the utmost respect. Blah Blah Blah what really goes down at Albion you ask? Raging alcoholics, drug dealers, academic DIShonesty, shady professors, sketchy administration, ugly ass hoes, money sucking residence life, high school drop out campus safety officers, lame frat parties, shitty caf food, dumb sorority girls, ghetto people in general, dorm life until you're basically graduated, and last but not least a degree from a POS liberal arts school! Lo Triumpe bitches.
"The Albion College Advantage isn't adding two on the ten scale for females, It's getting black out enough so you forget what they look like when you wake up"
"JUDITH RULES"
"JUDITH RULES"
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Get the aleijah mug.Aledo is the best. This town 20 minutes west of Fort Worth is awesome and not at all overly proud of high school football. High school football is life. Downtown Aledo has two buildings and a grain elevator which is more than you need to be considered a town as long as you have a good high school football team. High school football rules, TOUCHDOWN BEARCATS! Aledo is close to Weatherford and Aledo has a Mexican food restaurant. Aledo has a post office and a Sonic, too, so you know this place is sick. Go Bearcats. Jonathan Gray. Aledo has a great high school football team.
“Aledo, TX, first down.”
“I’m from Aledo, TX and Jonathan Gray, who is someone you don’t remember, played high school football there which is a major accomplishment for the community. Laces out!”
Aledoan: “Did you see the game last night!?”
Anyone else, anywhere: “No, what game? Last night was a Friday and I don’t pay attention to boring college teams.”
Aledoan: “The Aledo, TX Bearcats, duh! We whooped insert other high school football team that nobody cares about either!”
Anyone else, anywhere: “Oh, yeah I don’t care about high school football.”
Aledoan: “Highschool football rules!”
“I’m from Aledo, TX and Jonathan Gray, who is someone you don’t remember, played high school football there which is a major accomplishment for the community. Laces out!”
Aledoan: “Did you see the game last night!?”
Anyone else, anywhere: “No, what game? Last night was a Friday and I don’t pay attention to boring college teams.”
Aledoan: “The Aledo, TX Bearcats, duh! We whooped insert other high school football team that nobody cares about either!”
Anyone else, anywhere: “Oh, yeah I don’t care about high school football.”
Aledoan: “Highschool football rules!”
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