by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 15, 2019
Get the Pulling an Alanmug. People with this name tend to be the type of person to be so self conscious that he goes by Gabe instead of his real name. He is religious yet constantly says gay things and might encourage sex with animals. The kind of dude to claim he will fight you but then end up being the biggest pussy in reality. Probably so out of shape that he plays a racket sport for his representing school but sucks at it anyways. Claims to have fighting experience and love the fighter Conner. He thinks he is good with girls because he will be the first one of your group to have a girlfriend. However, this is only because he is so desperate that he goes after the low hanging fruit. The type of senior to date a freshman or even middle schooler. Low key pedo vibes. The type of guy to be a virgin his whole life. The “nice guy”
Dude have you heard Alan Gabriel is daring a middle schooler!
Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.
Alan Gabriel seems like he wants to come out of the closet.
by Trust me, I looked it up April 8, 2019
Get the Alan Gabrielmug. Co-host of "Hannity and Colmes" on FOX news who claims to be a 'Liberal' while attacking other Liberals.
EX:
TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...
COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.
RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.
COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.
RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...
COLMES: You need to understand my question.
BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
EX:
TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...
COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.
RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.
COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.
RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...
COLMES: You need to understand my question.
BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
by 123456789099876543234567 November 6, 2004
Get the Alan Colmesmug. n. Socialist Peruvian politician running against wack-job Humala
Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s
During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.
Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
by Peruvian Expatriate May 11, 2006
Get the alan garciamug. by Alsdssad January 12, 2008
Get the Alan Bonermug. An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.
A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"
B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."
B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."
by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010
Get the Alan Wagermug. by DBC_lolxd October 9, 2019
Get the Jon-Alanmug.