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Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you
Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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Alan Ashby

He's the guitarist of Of Mice & Men and a stray ginger kitten.
A friend: Look! I found a stray ginger kitten!
Me: Let's name it Alan Ashby!
by alanashbystraygingerkitten November 25, 2018
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Alan Colmes

Co-host of "Hannity and Colmes" on FOX news who claims to be a 'Liberal' while attacking other Liberals.

EX:

TED RALL, COLUMNIST AND POLITICAL CARTOONIST: There is no respect for a man who...

COLMES: So why say with all respect? Isn't that hypocritical? Because you're not showing any respect.

RALL: It's called sarcasm, Alan.

COLMES: Look, Ecclesiastes says for everything there is a season and I think there's a time. I've spent many years being critical of Reagan's policies, and I'm sure the time will come once again to debate those things.

RALL: Clearly, I mean, I'm just...

COLMES: You need to understand my question.

BOOKS by Alan Colmes: Red, White, and Liberal
Alan Colmes isn't a liberal.
by 123456789099876543234567 November 6, 2004
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alan garcia

n. Socialist Peruvian politician running against wack-job Humala

Former president that Led Peru to ruins in the '80s

During his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.

Sadly, ignorant Peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the APRA bandwagon. Now the Peruvians are going to vote for him or Ollanta "Hugo Chavez" Humala.
Ollanta Humala or Alan Garcia - Either way Peru is fucked
by Peruvian Expatriate May 11, 2006
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Alan Boner

a bass who eats goldfish and pees down slids
by Alsdssad January 12, 2008
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Alan Wager

An especially uncomfortable and embarrassing variety of piles, which results in frequent releases of a copious, sticky pus. The smell carries particularly well.
A: "Jesus Christ, it smells like an elephant's scrotum in here!"

B: "Nah, it's just my Alan Wager trying to make a comeback. I'll go and scrape it off."
by GuntherTheLion2010 February 6, 2010
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Jon-Alan

He is ugly and he can’t get any girls so he should just die his life will turn out bad and will die
Wow Jon-Alan should khs
by DBC_lolxd October 9, 2019
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