accountant-assisted suicide

An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.

I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.

by brontosplachna January 04, 2014

✨accountant✨

stripper- it mean you are/want to be a stripper. If someone asks about your job and your a stripper you simply say your an accountant- nobody’s asks questions about accounting

“where do you work?”

“i work as an ✨accountant✨“

by AsTheDaysGoOn February 09, 2021

delete your account

A way of saying "kill yourself" without getting arrested.

"You disagree with me? Delete your account! With a gun. In your mouth."

by Mickulty June 15, 2016

Ghost Account

A bank account that you keep secret from your significant other. Typically used for vices you dont want shown on your bank statement, ie: fast food, tobacco, gentleman's club etc...

"Cant have my wife seeing how much money i am spending on booze, better use the ghost account"

by 09denverfrog April 10, 2017

delete your account

The ultimate RT Twitter insult.

Implies something just tweeted was so foolish, moronic, and pointless the person who wrote it should just close their account and walk away in shame.

Jeb Bush: (picture of a gun, titled) America
Edward Snowden: delete your account

by megan4242 June 09, 2016

Saxon = joke account

A phrase used to antagonize well known frequent poster of stupid shit on the Gamefaqs pro wrestling forum, Saxon. Often, retards whose humor level is comparable to Family Circus will post this on an intellegent Saxon thread because they think it makes them funny.

Saxon: I've been watching wrestling for the past few years but I only have one question: who is the Rock?
Everyone else: Saxon = joke account

Saxon: Goldberg can't wrestle at Wrestlemania 20 because he has to wrestle in Japan in March.
Retard: Saxon = joke account
Everyone else: Die retard.

Announcer: Here is your winner, and still Cruiserweight Champion, Tajiri!
Fan: Saxon = joke account

by Everyone else: Don't mod me for threats! It's German for "The retard"! January 08, 2004

moral bank account

This puts a dollar value on how moral or ethical a person is. The less money in the moral bank account the worse the person is.

Natty B has an overdrawn moral bank account due to his many and numerous instances of poor behaviour whilst intoxicated with sculse

by The Pro-abortionist February 08, 2008