The musician's version of ur mom gay.
If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.
this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.
this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!
Me: Alright
Friend: *Messes it up completely*
Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.
Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!
Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM
*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Alright
Friend: *Messes it up completely*
Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.
Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!
Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM
*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*
Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rickythepain May 25, 2018
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i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.
😀 they're so weird
🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that
😟 i was just going through a weird phase
IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️
(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)
i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.
😀 they're so weird
🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that
😟 i was just going through a weird phase
IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️
(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)
person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??
person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot
person 1: fr
person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot
person 1: fr
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My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.
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Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."
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Get the Absolute fuckwit wankers mug.Not quite a 'total' but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way.
Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
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