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ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm

The musician's version of ur mom gay.

If you say this to someone who plays an instrument their genitals will dissolve into foam along with whatever dignity they have left.

this insult is worse than every other ur mom gay variant.
Friend: Hey dude check out this guitar solo!

Me: Alright

Friend: *Messes it up completely*

Friend: Lol thats better than anything you can play.

Me: Bruh stfu ur rhythm an absolute cataclysm!

Some guy in the background: OH DAYUM

*friends balls dissolve into foam and he gets sucked into a black hole and is obliterated*

Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rickythepain May 25, 2018
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absolute unit

Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.
Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!
by blondebhabe June 3, 2018
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an absolute idiot

me.

i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.

😀 they're so weird

🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that

😟 i was just going through a weird phase

IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️

(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)
person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??

person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot

person 1: fr
by an absolute idiot April 19, 2021
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Absolute Zero

The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.
My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.
by Kyle the tutor February 19, 2012
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Absolute Zero

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.
Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."
by StifmeisterBry October 24, 2014
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Absolute fuckwit wankers

Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers
by Team Bubble Tea October 27, 2014
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Absolute

Not quite a 'total' but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way.

Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
You met Steve yet?

No, is he a total?

No, not quite, he's an absolute.
by samebleedingbit February 23, 2011
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