Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 21, 2011

australian lemonade

Sprite... It's fucking Sprite.

Person 1: I'll have some lemonade.
Aussie Waiter(serving australian lemonade): Well, you get Sprite you fucking American.

by onomotopeia February 16, 2017

Australian baptism

When someone is pooped on by a koala or another native Australian animal being "blessed" with the gift of Australia.

"A koala just pooped on me!"
"Congratulations on receiving your Australian baptism!"

by nickidel07 July 19, 2016

Australian Butterflies

Like stomach butterflies, but... Down under.

"How was your time with that guy last night?"
"Oh it was amazing he gave me so many Australian butterflies. I got so wet"

by $-money the dinosaur January 15, 2014

Australian Backpack

A sex act in which a male is mounted by their partner in a "piggyback" style, wrapping their legs around the the front of the body, and masturbates the male with the arches of their feet (to completion).

My quads are exhausted after that Australian Backpack I got from Meghan last night

by megsydmillard May 4, 2016

Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013

Australian kiss

when a guy/women eats out there significant other

dude i gave my girlfriend an Australian kiss

by -Cfro June 20, 2016