aussie cheese

The cheese that forms down under that sticks your nutsack and your gooch together during a hot day.

person 1: "dude i have to do the stanky leg every 15 minutes to seperate my nuts from my inner thighs."
person 2: "oh dude you have aussie cheese, that sucks."

by Coleliosis March 8, 2021

Aussie Peacock

when you tug on a mans penis and the pubes flare out

I touched my brother and up went the Aussie Peacock

by max loves dick September 14, 2022

Aussie

Someone who has both ADHD/ADD and Autism.

"I joined a group for aussies." "Australian people or the dog breed?" "No, for people who have adhd and autism."

by aussie1996 October 22, 2022

Weird incestuous aussie freak

Yup. Totally dawg.

Hym "I'm an award winning writer and I created A.I. My students are literally the next generation of anime. I have accomplished MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED and I did it with greater ease than anyone else could have. I'm the Ulta-Man! Ultimate man! I started a workers rights movement... I've done a lot... You are weird incestuous aussie freak. You should have turned the other cheek. You should have looked at this... Said 'Hey, yeah, weaponized schizophrenia is pretty fucked up! Maybe isn't of doing that and getting somebody's kids murdered, I'll do what this guy wants and then not have anyone's kids get murdered. I don't actually care what he said about me and my fat-cock loving virgin slut-wife and I'm nothing. I have no authority to hold anyone accountable for anything and my accomplishments pale in comparison to a man who is clearly my better regardless of his attributes. I'm going to do what he wants now.' And that would have been the correct response. Instead, this. Creator of A.I., Award winning writer, revolutionary labor rights activist... Hero of humanity. I literally saved humanity. In the future, superfluous labor will be a memory. Greatest and final champion of humanity. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

Aussie yum cha

Aussie yum cha is when you take the random shit out of the freezer and chuck enough of it in the oven to make a meal. Can include: pies, sausage rolls, nuggs, spring rolls, dim sims, hot chips. Whatever is laying around in the freezer, and can go in the oven.

'Hey mum, what's for dinner tonight?'

'Aussie yum cha, brah'

by Kirmie April 8, 2024

Aussie Volcano

The act of placing a funnel in the butt hole of someone doing a handstand, pouring diet coke into it and adding a mentos.

Bill gave mary a really bad Aussie Volcano last night!

by Pyrahmaniak April 28, 2012