1. We all have them. Hence we are all "Assholes".
2. You should be proud of our Assholes and not pretend like some freak of nature... We all use our Assholes daily!
3. An Asshole that works is priceless, be sure to pamper that little sucka :)))
4. If you and your Asshole have been stigmatised and shamed? Please look to our friends the animals for inspiration! Who hasn't walked a
dog and experienced the pure
joy that
dog gets after it does a good dump? And
don't tell me you couldn't see the
pride beaming from said
dog. Most of our animal friends go out of their way to show and draw attention to their Assholes, so don't be afraid!!'
~ We're All Assholes ~