Bank Drive-thru Asshole

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.

I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

by mad genius December 8, 2010

assholeish

having charateristics that of an asshole.
although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole

you're being assholeish

by allmyidea May 27, 2005

1-800-ASSHOLE

A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.

P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE

by AssholeBoy February 1, 2009

shitty asshole

someone who gives you a really hard time and is acting like a complete jerk, twerp, and scumbag

"That guy, Jeremy has been getting on my nerves. He's such a shitty asshole!"

by Loisbois82 January 26, 2008

asshole friend

A friend, mainly in a school, who you hang out with even though he/they are an asshole.

Man I was hanging out with Steve the other day and hes a real asshole friend.

Yeah, I know.

by Dorsey2494 June 10, 2008

klein asshole

In mathematics, the Klein Bottle is a certain non-orientable surface, i.e. a surface (a two-dimensional topological space), for which there is no distinction between the "inside" and the "outside" of the surface. Its inside is its outside. It contains itself. A Klein bottle is a theoretical entity that exists only in 4 dimensions.

A Klein Asshole, aka Kleinhole, is someone who's assholishness has engulfed them to such a degree that it is no longer possible to tell where the Asshole begins or ends. As opposed to the Klein Bottle, Klein Assholes are very real and exist in 3 dimensions and are all around us.

Those guys from <rival town> aren't just assholes - they're fucking KLEIN ASSHOLES - EVERY ONE OF THEM.

by bdrcm July 26, 2006

Asshole Tax

Clothes, food/drinks, music, DVDs, books and/or other miscellaneous gear that is left behind for the taking after a friend or significant other unexpectedly disappears.

That's a cool bike! Where did you get it?
Oh, Zack left it at my house before he suddenly broke up with me.
Are you going to give it back?
No, I'm considering it Asshole Tax.

Hey! I like your hat!
Thanks! It was Gina's before she became a bat shit crazy bitch and stopped hanging out with me.
Oh sweet, so it's her Asshole Tax.

by MoreAdventurous July 11, 2011