AutisticDolphin&Friends

When you come into direct contact with a 10/10 nuclear bomb Cancer. Just awful

Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"

by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018

artistocracy

A new form of modern aristocracy. Instead of owning lands with peasants on them, they make their fortunes by their astronomic fees for starring in A-class Hollywood movies. Like old-time aristocrats, modern-time artistocrats love to live in luxury and make it obvious so that other people got jealous.

Keanu Reeves is not a typical member of artistocracy, coz he was seen communicating with simple mortal people which is totally inadmissible.

by Murdoc Kylburne October 27, 2018

autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.

I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.

by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018

Autistic Sparrow

1. a small bird with a tendency to view life in terms of one's own needs and desires.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.

"Get out of the way of the tele you Autistic Sparrow"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

Autistic Kieran

An Indian with with autism and Down syndrome. Who likes to yell stupid shit when he sees milk cartons

Autistic Kieran yelled “Indian milk” when he saw Eric with chocolate milk.

by SRA.Theiss May 12, 2019

autistic

often describes little white boys who name there instagram jasonstar200.

he is autistic

by Smartest nigga on Earth May 31, 2019

autistic puberty laugh

A very low-quality laugh, often ironic.

EEhAaaaaHHHaaeeuuuuhhh
sounds like autistic puberty laugh

by dummyville October 3, 2019