anti-nap

An hour or two of wakefulness sandwiched by two periods of sleep. Most are wrongly worried when this happens; it was however the historical norm. The practice quietly died out with electric lighting.

Person 1: You get some last night?
Person 2: Yeah, during an anti-nap.
Person 1: A wha-
*Person 2 smacks the ignorant.*

by Egotheist September 8, 2014

Anti-Kosher

When god loves me for whats in my heart instead of what’s in my stomac

I’m going to have a whole pig for dinner because I’m Anti-Kosher.

by Vantex XII November 27, 2018

Anti pregnant

When you’re on your period

Me: yo bish
Friend: I’m dying

Me: are you anti pregnant rn
Friend: yes guuuurl

by Dontgivejeremythepotatos January 6, 2018

Anti-Goyism

Discrimination against people who are not Jews.

Not being allowed to say "Marry Christmas" is an example of Anti-Goyism.

by GoyimKnow May 8, 2020

anti-ging

The anti-ging is essential the ginger savior. For those that are souless he enlightens. He is marked by the one sole ginger beard hair. But there is an extent to his power, he can only redeem the souls of women gingers and has to sleep with them. For the jugarnut blasts away their souless heart and births a saved ginger

some guy -Dude so is your cousin going to go to heaven now that shes saved.
other guy-Yeah I called up the anti-ging and saved her.
Some guy- awesome man.....so when am I going to hit that?

by A simple man w/simple pleasure October 26, 2014

anti-pimp

a man or a woman who protects someone from a prostitutes pimp for avoiding paying.

You gonna call your pimp? Go ahead, my anti-pimp is on his way.

by tobaccoforrester October 26, 2009

Anti-vaxxer

A particularly stupid brand of conspiracy theorist who believe watching a YouTube carries the same weight as a medical degree.

Sherri is an amazingly stupid anti-vaxxer. She even believes in chemtrails!

by Sherri Tenpenny October 10, 2015