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Chronology of Events

Is thus:
Weaponized schizophrenia -> Hym+10 years = What happens if I do this -> "WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs? WhAt HaPpEnS iF i Do ThIs?" = Child Murder ☠️ -> 😭 -> "WHAT HAPPENS IF I DO THIS! AAAAAAH!! AAAAAH! MY KIDS!! MEH KIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAH! AAAAH! I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT IF I'M PROTECYING MY KIDS! MY KIIIIIIIDS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

And thus is the chronology of events!

Hym "You created a mind-rape surveillance apparatus... I reconfigured it into a child murder and manipulate you daughter into fucking apparatus and OH! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! AN EMERGENT PROPERTY!! It also enriches the people you do it to! Wow! I didn't know it DID that! Awesome! The upgrade works better than I thought!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Canon Event

A significant moment or event in ones lifetime crucial to their character development. These events can have both good and bad outcomes.

The term originates from the 2023 film "Spider-Man: Across The Spiderverse," where several examples include getting bitten by a radioactive spider, Uncle Bens death, the death of a police captain close to Spider-Man, among others.
The death of Michael's dad really changed him, that was his canon event.
by Massacre_All_Furries December 7, 2023
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Event 1

Here's the refutation to the most recent one:
Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
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Before and after event

An event in someone’s life where there life completely changes who that person was before for better or worse
My mom died when I was young, I realise now that was my before and after event.
by Cobaininpain January 6, 2024
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eventer

Someone who plans an event or activity.
This party looks lit, I wonder who is the eventer.
by eventerlady June 18, 2021
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Jaws (event)

Person 2: why do you look so down?
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow

Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask
by GalacticKiwi November 13, 2021
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psychological mind event

This is how incompetent psychology instructors describe any term they don't understand.
Just think of the placebo effect as a psychological mind event.
by Joe Lavode September 20, 2017
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