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Alyssa

A girl who is an amazing friend, will always be there for you, if you aren’t your man, she’ll steal him. She’s very funny, sweet, caring, kind, and a bad bitch. If you ever become besties with an alyssa, Damn. You’re blessed my friend
Guy 1: DAMN. Did you see alyssa walk by? She’s the nicest girl in school!
Guy 2: what did you say man? I was to busy staring at alyssa
by IAMBESTIESWITHANALYSSA:) February 24, 2019
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Alyssa is a girl whose sarcasm is only matched by her love for coffee. An Alyssa does not like dumb people ,test taking, or tooth brushes. Alyssa is queen of the sass and always stays strapped. An Alyssa may not always believe in herself, but she’ll beat your ass!
Person 1: Yo did you see Alyssa car almost got hikacked at the Starbucks?
Person 2. Yeah! It’s a good thing she stays strapped and did the flash dance!
by Taylor-Taylor March 31, 2019
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Is The most beautiful person you"ll ever ever meet!! She is out going and so fun. She will melt your heart every time you see her!!! She deals with all the bull shit and say something right back! She is Loyal and willI never cheat on you. She will show you unconditional love and will love you for ever!!
Hey have you seen alyssas coachella outfit its bomb!!!
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Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away

Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**

Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
by cels_tars1029 April 1, 2023
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The most beautiful girl in the world, Shes a Queen. She has Angel eyes, a dirty mind, and a dirtier mouth. Shes easy to fall in love with, but shes a man eater. She will make you fall head over heels you will give her your heart, break it, and watch you pick up all the pieces. But no matter what when she bats her big beautiful blue eyes, you will always go running to her.
I cant seem to get over Alyssa shes everything I've ever wanted.
by Blue is your color. October 23, 2019
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Alyssa is the type of person that you connect with and instantly feel like you’ve known forever. Shes so loyal but it takes a while to earn her trust so if you do try not to lose it. She makes you laugh with everything she says and she’s so funny and really loves food. Her jokes can be so stupid but i doesn’t matter because her amazing personality makes it funny anyway. Alyssa is so gorgeous but she’ll never believe and she doesn’t do things for attention. She wants out of the spotlight but still wants to have amazing people in her life. You’re lucky if you have an Alyssa in your life and you should never trade her forever
Friend #1: Did you see that girl? She’s so beautiful and has the cutest laugh ever.

Friend #2: Yeah she must be an Alyssa!
by pussyboi March 3, 2019
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Hottest mf you’ll ever meet. Befriend her, while your at it, marry her. She’s so nice and hot and deserves everything and more. I would fall in love with an alyssa
“Dude is that Alyssa?” “Yeah!” “Bro we need to get on our hands and knees for her”
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