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Alyssa

Alyssa is a caring person on occasion but can often catch the ick , if an alyssa ever catches the ick for u then ur a king .
Have u ever seen alyssa she’s a right old cunt
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Alyssa is Righteousness
Ohh bro that's an Alyssa over their spreading that righteousness!
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The most wonderful, beautiful girl you will ever meet. Everyone loves her. Everyone needs to have an Alyssa. If you don’t think so then you’re a ruby.
Alyssa is awesome
by Alyssalover69 October 20, 2020
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Alyssa big Milkers, Very WIFE.
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She is the most wicked awesome girl you'll ever meet. Her enneagram number is 3 for sure. Her lookalike animal is a panda, and she loves climbing trees. She is a true Gryffindor.

Alyssa, I love you! You are the greatest.

Love, your friend Maggles
"Alyssa, Alyssa. Why you eating those branches? You panda."
by BarfKnuckles February 20, 2021
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Hottest mf you’ll ever meet. Befriend her, while your at it, marry her. She’s so nice and hot and deserves everything and more. I would fall in love with an alyssa
“Dude is that Alyssa?” “Yeah!” “Bro we need to get on our hands and knees for her”
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Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.
Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away

Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**

Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with
by cels_tars1029 August 18, 2022
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