Alyssa

Big Milkers, very wife.

Alyssa big Milkers, Very WIFE.

by Milker Lover 4 October 21, 2020

Alyssa

She is the most wicked awesome girl you'll ever meet. Her enneagram number is 3 for sure. Her lookalike animal is a panda, and she loves climbing trees. She is a true Gryffindor.

Alyssa, I love you! You are the greatest.

Love, your friend Maggles

"Alyssa, Alyssa. Why you eating those branches? You panda."

by BarfKnuckles February 20, 2021

Alyssa

Hottest mf you’ll ever meet. Befriend her, while your at it, marry her. She’s so nice and hot and deserves everything and more. I would fall in love with an alyssa

“Dude is that Alyssa?” “Yeah!” “Bro we need to get on our hands and knees for her”

by Waterysprite March 7, 2021

Alyssa

She doesn't care about what anyone thinks about her, though she may need comforted once in a while. She will support your good decisions and criticize your bad ones. She will always be there for you when your in a dark place and put you second place (next to her lover).

"Hey, is that Alyssa? I want to talk to her about something."
"Yeah, I think that's her. Good thing she's always open!"

by OGRupphireFan February 10, 2020

Alyssa

If a girls name is Alyssa you should be friends with her she is very kind. Most of the time she will have long brown beautiful hair. She also has glasses and she is VERY funny. She also loves to do TikTok dances.

Made by Emerson

Person: who is that
Me: ALYSSA!!
Person: Wow she is pretty.

by Emerson Johnson October 8, 2020

Alyssa

A fucking dumbass that doesn’t sleep at all and likes to bite people

Also addicted to black tar heroin

“Ow you fucking dumbass why’d you bite me”

Alyssa - I’m sorry I didn’t mean to it’s the heroin

by danica420420 October 12, 2020

Alyssa

Alyssa is the type of girl who will fall in love in the matter of 3 seconds as long as your a player possibly drunk and even sometimes abusive *cough cough* Ryle. She also need a gorgeous beautiful surpassed best friend named Celeste and she needs to Drop people in her life whose name is Alliana or however you spell it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful and intelligent girls you will ever meet and you've won life if you've got one whose middle name is Rosie. She cares so much about the people in her life especially the best friend she stays up with till 3:49 in the morning with. Her loyalty is will go a long way. Although she might never admit it: Dean, Nate, Marcus, Logan, Jameson, JJ, Dylan, Andrew, Louis, Maxon, Charles, Alliana, Cardan, Stiles and Jake and any other man or person in her life will never be more important than her best friend ;). She's perfect in every aspect possible and no matter what happens if you have an Alyssa in your life don't let them go because you'll never find a more loving, caring, egotistical, narcissistic, sarcastic, beautiful, smart or caring individual.

Scenario #1
Celeste: looks in alyssa's direction
Alyssa: automatically faints due to lack of air because Celeste took her breath away

Scenario #2
Alyssa: EFF you Alliana, Have a nice life.
**proceeds to call Celeste**

Scenario #3
Alyssa on her way to beg her parents to let her go five islands with Celeste cause there's no one else she'd rather be with

by cels_tars1029 August 18, 2022