almostaben

comes from the words, "almost", and "stabbed", "stabbed" is turned into "stabben" by the speaker who is too scared to speak correctly. It is said by somebody who was mugged, attacked, etc. by an assailant using a sharp object as a main weapon, but escaped and returned to his crew, then still shaken, tries to tell them what just happened.

Oh man,I I was almostaben!

by Fezandsword April 26, 2008

almostdaily

On a regular basis; at regular intervals

Almostdaily I have to put up with nonsense.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

Almostocalypse

1. A disaster that has been avoided.
2. The name for a world-ending event that has been successfully averted by a (super)hero.

"The baby was about to throw an Apocalypse of a fit, but we found her favorite toy, and avoided the fit, so it turned into an Almostocalypse, instead."

Also, "We saved the world. It was an Almostocalypse."

by Language Guru 2015 February 15, 2014

Almostish

. A simple one word reply to a question asking how close an activity or a event is near completion.

I asked the girls that were taking the city bus to school if they were close to their destination. She replied “almostish”.

by Wildbill7142 May 24, 2018

almostmillie.0

A tiktoker who got banned on TikTok for no reason but is still an amazing creator

""almostmillie.0" got banned cause they did really bad things!"
"No they didn't!! They did nothing wrong and should still be loved.

by Almostmillie0 July 25, 2021

Almostologically

To attempt to do something but also to just let it go

I almostologically fell in love with the guy i met at the club last night

by Seeiso March 10, 2023