by GATOR_BUSTER69 October 22, 2020
Get the Alligator mug.Friend: Hey, look, there is a Florida dangerous log in the lake! Other friend: Wait, what is that? Me: It's an Alligator! Life guard: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE LAKE!
by Galexygirl2711 October 31, 2020
Get the Alligator mug.When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.
"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."
by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012
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by Cock_sniffer November 24, 2021
Get the alligator cock mug.Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.
“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023
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Get the Alligator fuck house mug.CB / Trucker slang for a tire. Comes from the fact that a tire is nobbly and like an Alligators back.
Trucker 1: Eastbound seeking a Westbound for a traffic report?
Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.
Trucker 2: There's an alligator in the granny lane about 800 yard sticks ahead of you which is slowing everyone down, go ahead and back off.
by IKnowTheLingo December 10, 2022
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