accidentalmisshappening

accident,missunderstanding,and happened all in one

it was an accidentalmisshappening

by phertoosie September 17, 2020

Accidentalanche

When you accidentally pour out around half your bag and rail it any way

I accidentalanched my fucking coke.

Fuck it rail it anyway, pussy.

by Accidentalanche October 17, 2020

accidental doorbell

When you wipe after using the bathroom and misjudge how strong the toilet paper is, usually after changing brands recently.

I hate when my roommate buys different toilet paper than I do, because if I don't pay attention to which brand is on the holder, I sometimes give myself an accidental doorbell.

by hellcat1988 June 6, 2021

Accidental trans

Accidental trans is when a person, usually born male stops getting haircuts, working out or watching their weight and ends up with long hair and a softer body. If the male is still shaving his face he will find himself becoming more woman like, thus trans.

Have you seen Mark since the pandemic?
He’s a total accidental trans. Long hair soft body,,I thought I was meeting up with his Mom.

by Torpy July 30, 2021

accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.

Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."

by SueSuzy September 15, 2021

accidently murdered

When you accidently push your sister down the stairs because there is something forcing you to

Basil: Ok sunny i know it was an accident lets make it look like suicide ok lets get the jump rope and look for a tree that ones good hang mari up and RUN Sunny: oops i accidently murdered my sister mari

by Bob from acnh the best cat! March 24, 2022

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022