Trojan

The opposite of a 'battler'. Someone who consistently succeeds in their pursuits, often achieving the highest with the least difficulty.
Friend 1: "Omg, I feel like such a Trojan, I got her number!"
Friend 2: "Wow, you have so much aura, I'm a battler for fumbling so hard"
by BattlingByson March 26, 2025
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Reverse Trojan Horse

When a government, nation, or business will act as a temporary safe haven for a person or group who are in a disfavored position. The nation will wait for as many of the assets of the said person/group to be obtained in the period of acting as a safe haven as possibe, and will then pose regulations or laws that stop and seize assets in the organization.
Did you hear the Russian oligarchs fell for the reverse Trojan horse in the Maldives? All their yachts were taken.
by ByAirBySeaYeet March 13, 2022
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Trojan horse

Someone who plays all sides by jumping ship with the Republicans and backing the Democrats when its convienient. Someone who backs the side that seems to be gaining more popularity over party, country, or anything else, since that is the side that will keep them in power, and everyone else fucked.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
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Trojaned

Being trojaned is where you think your pretty sober and then you wake up the next day to all of your friends telling you you have done dumb shit.
'I have no idea what I done last night man, I was trojaned'
by Jack_in_a_box May 17, 2012
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Trojan cat

A stray cat that is full of other cats (pregnant).
The kids brought home a Trojan cat and now we have a house full of kittens!
by Meredith5249 October 2, 2024
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Trojan war

When two men put on trojan condoms and have a sword fight with each other
Last night I watched Jim and Andy having a trojan war
by Longstringyhair January 23, 2022
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Trojan Status

/ˈtrōjən stātəs/
noun.

1. a prank when you post a status on facebook that everyone you know will like/stand behind (i.e. supporting our country/troops, a little kid who beats cancer, etc...) and once everyone has liked it... go back in and edit the status to something REALLY BAD (some racist/hateful, ignorant, etc...).
Example:
Original Status: "The world would be a better place if people loved other people as much as they love the walking dead"....wait for a bunch of friends to like the status.....insert Trojan Status: "Jews deserved the Holocaust...#thanksadolf" ....wait for all your friends to be like ...WHAT!?!?! I NEVER LIKED THAT !?!"
by BigTeaney February 6, 2014
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