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Preston Hauck

The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.
Who would not go for Preston Hauck? He is single!
by LoriL Shampoo January 19, 2011
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Quinn and Preston

Quinn is a sweet girl and an animal lover, So is Preston the best couple ever, lots of love forever and cuddles shared 💗
Kid 1: did you hear that Quinn and Preston are together?
Kid 2: omg, no! They’re so cute together though!!!
by Leela71108 November 17, 2019
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Breanna and Preston

They are amazing together and even though they fight, They still seem to make it through. They seem a little perfect but you don't see what happens behind the scenes. They argue sometimes. They do things they wish they didn't but in the end they love each other for who the other is. They never gave up on their love and they never will. They're too proud and happy to give up on something that means the world to them. It's not your typical fairy tale.. It's a Redneck and a country girl just trying to be happy in life.
"Breanna and preston are so cute "
"Girl I knowww!"
by Yaknoww November 7, 2012
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pull a preston

to randomly quote an obscure line from a film which bears no relevance to the current situation, confusing everyone.
Man #1 "so did you go to the pub last night?"

the Preston "Keep the change you filthy animal!"

Man #1 "did you just quote home alone?"

the Preston "Yeah..."

Man #1 "What does that have to do with anything? Did you just pull a preston?"
by sarcasmo87 October 6, 2011
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preston county

Preston County is located in northern West Virginia, and is full of broke rednecks, idiotic pot smokers, and don't forget about them crazy hillbilly coal miners.
Preston County is the normal part of West Virginia
by Camry69 June 19, 2014
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Katrina Preston

The biggest whore in Ionia. She will give anybody anything thing they want, sexually I mean. She has no gag reflex so imagine all the head she has given. Talk about total slut! On the flip side, she is absolutly gorgeous so another reason why she gets the guys. She is also my bestfriend so I can say all this stuff about her. (:
Katrina Preston in school parking lots during the last week of junior year. (;
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