Despite having many commendable and impressive qualities, Luigi is never quite able to step out of Mario’s shadow, possibly due to the latter’s majestic beard game and Mediterranean looks. Luigi is an accomplished plummer with much experience in pipes, hence the catchphrase ‘oh yeah’ and membership of the smash bros. Despite in many ways being Mario’s bitch, there is much to admire about Luigi in his generosity, honesty and good craic, although there is room to improve in his communication skills.
by It’saMario November 15, 2021
A known convicted drug addict that is disguised as a plumber protecting the mushroom kingdom. He assassinates mushrooms and has been caught 7 times. 4 of those times were for vandalism. He is wanted and is very harmful to all the mushroom kingdom residents. If you see his iconic green cap, with a L decal on the front, run to the nearest phonebooth and contact your loved ones; for he will murder you upon exit of the booth. rip your organs out of your chest, specifically your liver, and sell them to your family. He cannot be persuaded or moved; he will get back up and kill you anyway.
Goomba: Oh. My. FUCKING GOD! IS THAT LUIGI AND HIS BROTHER MARIO!?
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Koopa: Oh shit, he is eating the mushrooms again! Call 911!
Goomba: I don't have hands!
Koopa: And I don't have a phone!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by BoxCat6769 February 14, 2022
by SoyyBeen November 13, 2018
Luigi is the type of guy with an abnormal dick and sense of humour. He is really tall and smart, probably the smartest in the class. Everybody likes to hangout with him because he’s cool and super attractive. Every cute girl likes him and that’s not just for his personality and long d but also because he’s beautiful. He’s definitely pushing 🅿️ everyday of his life with his friend Mario.
Everybody wants a Luigi in their life.
Everybody wants a Luigi in their life.
by Caporeparto April 01, 2022
by Luigi is the best brother June 20, 2020