Alexandria Bridge

Alexandria Bridge is a term morons use when they mean to describe the inter-provincial Alexandra Bridge, which spans the Ottawa River between Ottawa, Ontario and Gatineau, Quebec.

Jeff: Did you see the checkpoints that Sûreté du Québec set up at the Alexandria Bridge?

Dan: I think you mean the Alexandra Bridge, ass clown. Why are you crossing the bridge at all? You should be practicing physical distancing and staying home, not walking to Maxi in Hull to save a few bucks. Or at least go dumpster-diving closer to home. Jeff, I don't even know who you are anymore!?!?!

by CandiceR April 1, 2020

diving bridge

stated by some chink named Joobie, meaning diving board

You can buy on the diving bridge

by dbr May 19, 2004

bridge shift

The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.

"I'm sort of a bridge shift between liasons."

by vex June 19, 2006

Bridge Worm

Description. The Bridge Worm is a long worm-like entity that is known for hiding under long interstate highway bridges. However, it has been found to hide under small bridges, supposedly using a safe house tactic to travel long distances without being spotted (However this claim has no evidence of being true).

bridge worm was created by slimyswampghost so made this

by vaccineisherewoohooo February 2, 2021

Bridge boy

Bridge boy the bestie to any jacob a very snazzy amazing person usually short with brown curly hair and hates people named kara mackness

Person 1: Who's your bestie
Jacob: bridge boy
Person 1: omg so snazzy😩

by Jacobbridgeboysbestie January 29, 2022

Bridge Friends

This is a group of seedy people your friend hangs out with when he is not hanging out with you or your primary friend group. You wonder how your friend came to be acquainted with these people and how he could possibly enjoy their company. Oftentimes, your friend is admittedly embarrassed that he is associated with his Bridge Friends. Bridge Friends are generally shady people you don't want to be around.They are also typically slow, have terrible senses of humor, and often wear jean shorts. These are the type of people you would expect to hang out under a bridge.

Friend 1: "Where is Jerry?"
Friend 2: "He said he is going to some underground luau with his Bridge Friends."
Friend 3: "Those guys are creepy, I don't know why he hangs out with them."

by DOMac March 28, 2015

Low Bridge

When one person (person A) gets on all fours behind a person (person B) standing without then knowing. Person C, who is also standing facing person B, shoves person B, forcing them backwards. Because person A is directly behind the legs of person B, they are unable to take a step back and fall rather ungracefully backwards, often scared and bewildered.

After being low bridged, Jeff got up swinging his fists, even though his ass and head were in great pain.

by CONSTANTINES VISION August 12, 2008