you are a douche-tard
by Tetherball May 07, 2009
A Russian Fascist, specifically the type you would see sporting a capital Z in their bios online or wearing it IRL. This stems from the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, as many units were spotted with it painted on their vehicles, with the letter subsequently becoming a pro-war symbol on the Russian homefront and among really, really delusional anti-west westerners online.
Person 1: Bro, look at this video of all these bitchless individuals waving pro-war banners in Russia!
Person 2: Z-Tards being cucks as usual lol
Person 2: Z-Tards being cucks as usual lol
by SpaghettiWap1738 June 01, 2022
Stemming from Edric, this word commonly describes one who is stupid, ugly, gay and a loser. This insult is heard rarely but when used can cause serious mental effect on the recipient due to its very harsh meaning. A large piece of crap or coffee stain may also be seen on the recipients face and it is deadly.
Elden: Hey I got an F! Now lets go check out some guys!
Joe: Dude!!! You are such an ed-tard, don't talk to me!!
You are so ed-tarded!
Joe: Dude!!! You are such an ed-tard, don't talk to me!!
You are so ed-tarded!
by Henri-Marco November 05, 2007
by Irne May 09, 2005
An adult who does ridiculosly stupid things as a way of showing their maturity. Eg; when a little bird finds it's way into a classroom of fifth graders, and adult-tard would be the first one to catch it and call animal protection, instead of letting it fly away. Making oddly stupid rules and descisions is another habit of adult-tards.
At my school, they caught someone smoking in a restroom stall and the adult-tard principle made a rule against using the bathroom.
(true adult-tard moment)
(true adult-tard moment)
by happyhappyjoyjoy May 14, 2007
The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.
by orangehouse December 12, 2010
The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.
Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.
by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 30, 2008