Shag band

Lame attampets by freaks to get shagged if a band is snapped.

(Fat guy) You just snapped my shag band, let's get going!

(hot chick) Ew, get away.

by Sam Bellis September 22, 2008

Hate shag

Someone you really hate but would like to have sex with anyways.

Aly- I would so hate shag John!!!!

Jess- You would?

Aly-yeah he's so sexy but I still hate him!

by ALEXLECAR November 01, 2010

Bag and Shag

Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.

TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.

You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.

by DrSnow April 26, 2005

e-shag

When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.

Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online

2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online

Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her

by venicequeenx August 19, 2010

shag hag

A girl you fuck cuz you can't get anyone else. Usually ugly.

guy:ew man, don't fuck her!
other guy:she's just my shag hag.

by yooooooooo June 02, 2007

Heavy Shag

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.

Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

shag rake

a little rake that is used to take all the shit that has accumulated in shag carpeting out. also useful as a backscratcher. christina loves them so.

anyone seen the shag rake? i think we lost little timmy...

by moogfelch May 25, 2004