Retarded

The situation where the dude who is your best friend steals your crush.

Me: "Remember when I had this crush on this girl?"

Stranger: "Yeah, what about it?"

Me: "Well, this situation is all retarded. My own best friend stole my crush, even though he knew about it."

by 1tonystark1 March 30, 2021

Retard

Pierce

Her: Did you see pierce
Him:yeah he is a retard

by Yo my name is you March 19, 2019

Retard

Someone who is too stupid to realise the obvious reality/option/solution.

People who think straight pride should be a thing or someone who says vaccines causes autism are a retard

by Randompersondumbass April 29, 2020

Retard

A slur used against the autistic community and people still fucking use it when it’s pretty much like saying nigger or fag. People think it means stupid or slow but it doesn’t

Allistic person:hah your so retarded bro!
Autistic person: bro don’t use that word, it’s a slur

by Bagleg February 20, 2023

retardful

the remarkable act of exceeding stupidity by which a man with chipwich. also including but not limited to failure and also frankfurters?!?

if u don't know what retardful means then enter name here

by chip whichowitz October 23, 2008

Retard

1. Someone who suffers from ‘retardation’
2. Someone who is generally retarded

You’re such a retard

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Retardation

Someone or something that is so goddamn stupid that anything that comes out of their mouth drains your brain cells.

Someone having to look up retardation on the Urban Dictionary is absolute retardation.

by atomic07 May 8, 2019