Mike

A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck

Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.

Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!

by LilVertoDShawn August 7, 2018

Mike

Thick mike

Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike

by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019

Mike

The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike

he is a mike!! he is so smart!

by the really cool kid May 1, 2018

Mike

Mike Is such a dumb ass. Who thinks he is better than everyone else. And is probably a guy playing Csgo.

"you are such a mike"

by TheRulerOfRulers April 2, 2017

Mike

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

by kagdurban May 14, 2015

Mike

used to describe a funny, nice dood who takes a lot of dick pics. Generally showers.

You: Whose that new guy Jen is banging?
Me: Yeah, he's a Mike.

by showerpee-r December 27, 2015

Mike

His dick is so fucking small, its unnatural 0/10 at a push.

This is revenge for all those annoying times Mike 😁

by DefoNotJunior May 15, 2019