Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.
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