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"Goobily boobily blob!!" "Jason you're family is worried" "Goobily boobily blob!!"
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Blob

A blob or bloberto is defined as someone who is an untr00 and only focusses on studying and books. He often goes by the handle UOAT.
Wow, that kid in the library is a real blob. He has continuously been studying and reading books for the last 1 week and hasn't moved an inch. Some may also call the kid a UOAT
by 1eel August 2, 2023
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Boner blob

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!
by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015
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A Blob

Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.
I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.
by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021
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Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.
I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...
by Dibberman December 20, 2022
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Blob

A person who is a blob a massive water bubble and is a retarted shit becouse it has no brain
Person 1: lets kill blob
Person 2: ok
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Blob

Blob means

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Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort
Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"
by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016
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