Painted Grenade

A woman who is ugly but dresses well and/or wears make-up that tricks men into thinking she is attractive.

Painted Grenade is a term i used to describe a girl i was about to pick-up until I took a better look at her.

by blucheez September 30, 2011

White Paint

Cum...

Man:Where is the white paint?
Woman:Remove your dick and find out😏

by Babyyyy. October 5, 2020

Painted rock

Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold

Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.

by YPX April 21, 2018

paint the lily

To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.

My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.

by Paint Stripper May 22, 2013

cock paint

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick

man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint

by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...

Painted Souvenirs

by taja609 October 28, 2010

paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009