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Urban Dictionary

A place where people go because they too stupid to get the latest trends of words.
Bob went to Urban Dictionary because he didn't know what it meant to 69
by awesomeperson6969 April 21, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.
Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?
by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A website for horrible people to define things.
Joe: Hey look up Russian Candy Cane on Urban Dictionary.
Bill: OK

TWO MINUTES LATER
Bill: OMG who the fuck who wrote that
by Hannibal lecter December 25, 2014
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Urban Dictionary

The best website in the world u should try it sometime
James: sends a message to the girl saying I use the urban dictionary

girl: messages oh James want to fuck
by Mason9180 November 30, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

The website the user currently views.
by My bestie is a baddie November 7, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

The dictionary whose every definition contains either sticking fingers into vaginas or sucking on a stranger's dick.
Don't believe me? Go on Urban Dictionary and see for yourself.
by Nikooties May 9, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A website or app that you should use when feeling funny or creative. Can also be used at that point in the night where you will basically laugh at anything. This should only be done if you are with friends who are at that same point in the night or else they might think you are a crazy mother fucker. Another precaution you should take is that you may experience shortened breath. This will be caused by you laughing the shit out of your mouth because this site/app is the funniest shit you will see for a long time.
I nearly died reading some of the crazy stuff on Urban Dictionary.
by macobex1 March 2, 2015
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