A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.
by the chene August 29, 2006

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies
by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer May 13, 2018

an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
by clogglegod July 6, 2019

by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020

the hottest being on the planet
by zred2006 February 7, 2022
