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shrek

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.
"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"
by the chene August 29, 2006
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shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies
i love my husband shrek
by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019
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shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.
Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!
by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer May 13, 2018
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shrek

an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
oh wow shrek you have big feet
by clogglegod July 6, 2019
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shrek

hot green slimy sexy dude
by shrek da hottie May 23, 2021
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shrek

a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.
donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass
by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020
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shrek

the hottest being on the planet
im gonna go on a date with shrek
shrek daddy~
by zred2006 February 7, 2022
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