Fast Cab

Ordering a bottle or several glasses of Cabernet, generally at a restaurant of repute, and slamming the wine like a Jaegarbomb.

Damn man, that look on that waiters face after the third round of fast cabs was priceless!

by notasatanist February 11, 2022

cab

a person that is lonley

i am a cab

by sggasuuccditgjueyj May 19, 2019

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

by Pentathalon July 5, 2012

CAB

Crazy ass bitch

I am dealing with a CAB right now

by anonymous October 6, 2023

cab

certified asian baddie

wow what a cab

by ROLLEDXD123 March 23, 2022

Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.

"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."

by comethrower December 7, 2024

CAB

A CAB is a (C)unt (A)ss (B)itch who will ditch you, run away, be earnest 24/7, and also doesn't gives shit about your life

Guy: dude she's a damn CAB
Friend: what's a CAB?
Guy: A cunt ass Bitch
Friend: ohhhh, you're right she is a CAB

by TheA55eaterGOD September 15, 2017