tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.

Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<

by cerberus82 February 28, 2011

shame gravy

Jizz, semen, baby batter, etc.

Ah man, I accidentally got shame gravy on my shirt!

by Diggit Buddy November 29, 2004

Slut shaming

A term some hoe made up for fucking too much. Applies to males and females

Slut shaming her/him is wrong! He/she only slept with 2 million people.

by Thickbitch68 March 13, 2017

After Shame

The feeling of disgust towards ones self after masturbating.

Well I'm done jerking it. I'm a disgusting human being. After Shame.

by Otusdewd March 21, 2012

Badge of Shame

1. A funny-looking temporary identification card that you are forced to wear when you forget to bring your regular photo ID to work. Immediately noticeable due to its tacky appearance (such as a huge yellow label that stands out like a sore thumb), the Badge of Shame immediately communicates to your peers and co-workers that you are disorganized, forgetful, absent-minded, unprepared and/or generally incompetent.

"Sorry I'm late for the meeting. I left my ID at home, and spent 15 minutes explaining to the moron at the front desk why I didn't have my ID before he finally relented and gave me the Badge of Shame."

by Ed L. January 5, 2009

slut shaming

A good way to make a ho feel guilty because she doesn't know how to have fun without spreading her legs.

Jenni gets offended when we start slut shaming her, but honestly there's nothing wrong with it.

by BestBelieveI'mBumpin2pac January 9, 2014

shame shower

A cleansing of the body following a negative sexual encounter. Seen often in conjunction with cum horror and/or post-sexual fugue.

yeah, we had sex, but afterwords I had to take a shame shower.

by Felix Mariano Baia October 17, 2006